how to blow up yo car and call grandma to pick you up

STEP 1 IF YOU DONT HAVE A GRANDMA ANYMORE IM SO INCREDIBLY SORRY BUT THIS IS NOT FOR YOU STEP 2 DRIVE YOUR CAR AT 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 MPH FOR 2 HOURS STEP 3 HIT SOMETHING THAT WILL MESS YOUR CAR UP COMPLETELY LIKE A BOULDER OR A SKYSCRAPER STEP 4 JUMP OUT AT THE LAST SECOND STEP 5 CALL YOUR GORGEOUS GRANDMA TO PICK YOU UP AND TAKE YOU HOME STEP 6 (OPTIONAL STEP) STOP AT CARLS JR AND TAKE HER OUT FANCY STEP 7 GET HOME AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES AND DRINK SODA AND EAT HOT DOGS AND CHOCOLATE AND CANDY STEP 8 GIVE THIS REVIEW 5 STARS