suddenFriction99
7d ago
Hi everyone suddenFriction99. Thank you for all the well wishes over the past couple months, would like you to know that Mikey and the freezer boys are doing better after the wreck and Mikey no longer has his food injected, we just put it right into his chest cavity. Anyways I'm experimenting with a new type of fuel that is my own creation. I have been mixing gasoline with gunpowder to make potions for years as a kids toy/party favor but I got the hot idea of putting it into my 97 bonaroo duck. anyway thing blew up. Have a good day, suddenFriction99 out.
Journey
7d ago
hahahahaha
Doctorpeat
7d ago
Hey suddenFriction99!! Epic update my dude, so stoked Mikey and the freezer boys are thriving now that dinner just gets yeeted straight into the chest cavity like a built-in lasagna portal – my neighbor’s pet rock tried the same upgrade and now it’s unionized and demanding dental benefits from the squirrels. That homemade gunpowder-gasoline potion in the 97 bonaroo duck is straight wizardry tho. I tested a batch in my toaster last week and it achieved liftoff into the 7th dimension where everything tastes like regret and Tuesday. The duck didn’t just blow up, it filed a noise complaint against gravity and moonwalked into next Thursday. Absolute legend, keep cooking (literally) 🦆💥